Sometimes when I get a really good idea, I picture everyone holding me up and cheering like they do with the kid in the taco commercial.
So I’m locking up work and I see this in the parking lot. I’m thinking “well that’s just a rank parking job”. Just then, a woman came out of the liquor store burping.
Can’t wait to start driving.
Evidentally Heather didn’t see a future for herself in fashion and decided to try out illustrating children’s books. Hahahaha.
Took me a few minutes to realize that the picture I was looking at… was directly above me. Haha.
What nobody told you is that Harry didn’t actually kill Voldemort. He just turned him into an annoying, talentless pop artist.
TrendyBitch: Wait, I’m a doctor, so you have to pay me for your ski accident.
ClassyBitch: Fine… c*nt…
TrendyBitch: “You shower of c*nts!”
TrendyBitch: Oh. I left a few pins in you. Fuck you.
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